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Misspriss Demotivational Poster


SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along

TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the damn glass! tee hic

determination -

TAGS: chess garyo misspriss vitusg
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:48 pm
Actually, 25 times. Poor ol' basdard has selective memory...and yeah I'm trying really hard to forget the 1st time too! Obviously a 5L "hit the nail on the head" vote.
GaryO - June 24, 2014, 4:35 pm
Yeah, I was able to mate her when she finally quit puttin’ the squeeze to my pawn. 5L/fav

Motifake Family Thanksgiving -

TAGS: thanksgiving rerun sho chickenlittle misspriss
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - November 29, 2013, 9:41 am

I could also tell you what was planned as a side dish but the natives told me no.
Sho - November 28, 2013, 3:57 pm
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:33 pm
Oh I'm sorry Little, Ism forgot to mention the restraining order! An incredible 5L long one it is.
chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 2:37 pm
Love it ism!! I wasn't at the last Thanksgiving, so it looks like I'm gonna have to sit next to MissPriss in the hopes she'll give an encore performance! :D

TALK TO THE HAND - Ohhh so close!

TAGS: misspriss
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 1:33 am
Thanks and glad to hear that. Unfortunately when I laugh I cover my mouth with my hands and it hurts my ear!
5butjam - April 29, 2012, 9:08 am
Usually, posters like this merit a 2 or 3 from me... but damn MissPriss, I laughed pretty loudly at that one. You have brightened up my day!

MOTIFAKE - Greybeard Wanna Be aka Miss Priss

TAGS: greybeard wannabe misspriss motifake ranking
Rating: 3.33/5

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MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 7:38 pm
Pardon moi....TRES gauche! Thanks for noticing lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:21 pm
Oooooooh. A self tribute poster, how gauche.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:31 pm

Can't Lie -

TAGS: misspriss reveals her dirty little secret sarcasm honesty fake
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 31, 2016, 10:47 pm
But ya found it and that's all that matters and chocolate of course !!!
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 5:22 pm
I can't believe i missed this one. Brilliant!! ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:44 am
Aww Cannaman, guys like you make it too easy...teehee.
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:43 am
Thanks 'cern!
Cannabal - March 5, 2016, 9:28 am
It's true: she couldn't fake it even if she tried.
concern3 - March 5, 2016, 3:12 am
love your words and an UP yours to you

Personal Hygiene -

TAGS: body hair seasons preparing misspriss
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
Seriously e.r.v. WTF?
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:45 pm
Deep breaths...through the nose, slowly exhale through your mouth...extremely slowly. Wouldn't want you to have a heartache! Thanks crotchety, makes my day when I know I made someone else hyperventilate.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:20 am
Laughing . . . Can't . . . Breathe! 5L
MissPriss - March 4, 2015, 8:51 pm
You keep telling yourself that dizz...teehee. Thanks!
MissPriss - March 4, 2015, 8:49 pm
Aww, only sometimes 'cern? Thanks for the vote!
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:18 am
Yes, BigO. The farging symbol fairy does her job with excess enthusiasm and vigor! Just have to out smart the little beyatch!
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:16 am
LOL!!! With the favorite redhead elsewhere, I can totally relate, but I won't be needing pruning shears. A razor will do just fine! 5 laughing lions!
concern3 - March 4, 2015, 2:35 am
Some times you scare me, 5er
MissPriss - March 3, 2015, 2:38 pm
Now there's an image that I can live with...was it Froot Loops? Thanks for the vote Mr. Gary!
GaryO - March 3, 2015, 8:52 am
really? s.w.a.l.l.o.w is censored?
GaryO - March 3, 2015, 8:51 am
Down! Breakfast; STAY DOWN! 5 hard swallows
MissPriss - March 2, 2015, 10:28 pm
Moo(?) I just snort laughed! I don't like snort laughing. Thompson...NO ONE is from Thompson...teehee. Thanks for the L's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2015, 10:16 pm
You never told me you were from Thompson. As always 5L

Three Men in a Bar...Sorta... -

TAGS: lg vernon misspriss rerun bar
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - January 17, 2015, 10:51 am

LOL. I need to read comments more often
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:25 am
Such a happy cheerful ending on that groaner!! 5L
MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 9:11 pm
5L 'sod...and for what it's worth...I live in a little village surrounded by a dike.
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 3:09 pm
note to self: three men and Legs Vernon at the OB-Gyn (or rather Gym).....hmmmm...thank you Vernie
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:19 pm

Would it kill you to cut the legs off that avatar so it looks like I'm actually sitting instead of waiting on the table at the OB-Gyn? 5LLLLL
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 8:39 am
HAH! luv seein' other folk's renditions of three men in a bar. Now, about those lesbian twins....
Silverheart - January 15, 2015, 5:19 am

Ouch. Pun so bad it hurts... 5LLLLLs
concern3 - January 15, 2015, 4:46 am
Absolute 5er, I love words

A Silly PLace -

TAGS: motifakers ughomer silverheart motinet rerun spacedog cannabal realitylord tribute monty python parody camelot silly place kights round table king arthur and thanks misspriss for telling me how to post a shitload of tags to my posters ok thats it
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:15 am
Oh yeah, somewhat true story-- kinda/sorta got thrown in jail.
Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:13 am
As the song goes: YOU CAN'T SNUFF THE ROOSTER.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:45 am
Sometimes it's a scary place, I prefer silly. UP yours
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 8:27 pm
Cannabal is Sir Robin. Haven't seen him for a while so i guess he bravely chickened out XD
Silverheart - August 30, 2016, 8:21 pm

Sir Bedevere? At least I'm not Sir Robin! Hey, ughomer! Not sure if he's as pure as Sir Galahad.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:46 pm


TAGS: the one the only misspriss
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - May 27, 2016, 3:56 pm
Actually says they couldn't.....
MissPriss - May 27, 2016, 12:28 pm
Should I be saying thank you or UP yours? Ok UP it is.

Miss Mud -

TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute mud wrestling
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 2:49 am
Now let's be gentlemen shall we? Thanks for the vote.
concern3 - March 27, 2016, 2:45 am
She so hairy when her baby was born he came out with rug burns. Up yours

He ain't pretty no mo -

TAGS: melonhead monkey knife fight kai misspriss
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm
Oh waiter! There's hair in my melon balls! (thanks - I've been waiting to say that)
Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm
Oh waiter! There's hair in my melon balls! (thanks - I've been waiting to say that)
MissPriss - January 16, 2016, 4:27 pm
Teehee...now where's my cut?
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 4:12 pm

i snorted...nice...i never snort

MissPriss -

Cover Up -

TAGS: motifakers rerun realitylord lgvernon cannabal misspriss silverheart ughomer tribute aliens coverup conspiracy ufo
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 6, 2017, 2:30 am
"I think we're parked, man."
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 11:28 pm

What happens on the U.F.O. stays on the U.F.O. - until someone that nobody is ever going to believe tells all on Discovery Channel.

Blessing -

Girls' Lunch Out -


TAGS: rerun misspriss dogs
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 28, 2012, 12:24 am
LoL...very funny
rerun - September 27, 2012, 8:37 pm

LOL, my mother-in-law used to ask when her daughter & I were going to make her a grandmother....I always replied when she stops calling at our bedtime. I still don't think she understands what I meant

Royal Canadian Miss Priss -

Sizzlin' -

TAGS: misspriss shower hot normal
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - June 20, 2015, 4:18 pm
You might wanna clear some of that steam from the shower door there Cannabal and I'll thank you for the 5 before you do.
Cannabal - June 20, 2015, 2:27 pm
Prissy makes every bathroom 5teamy.
MissPriss - June 19, 2015, 1:47 pm
Never figured Jesus to be a like to watch kinda guy...teehee
JesusWept - June 19, 2015, 11:40 am
Go on...lather up!

Our Ladies -

TAGS: motifaker lgvernon mizzdizz misspriss tribute
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - February 3, 2016, 7:52 pm

I think that's a bacon dress I'm almost wearing, too! Don't sya it...don't even THINK it.
Oldsod - February 3, 2016, 7:36 am
Is...izzat...is that a bacon blanket on which they're posing? Gawd that's hot...
mizzdizz - February 3, 2016, 12:14 am
Thanks, JW! HUUUUGS!!!!!

Birthday -

TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute birthday age
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:33 am
Well, I'm always up for a little "boyish" fun...!
MissPriss - February 1, 2016, 8:08 pm
My chest's a little flat but damn my teeth look great for my age...teehee.

Smokin' -

TAGS: smoking misspriss sex boyfriend drag
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:18 am
Trying to say you need a smoke dizz? Teehee thanks for the 5's.
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:24 am
That old saying-- if you have a bad partner, you need a good hand! Or are you referring to the way he was dressed, a walk on the wild side Pissy? LOL! 5 groaning lions!!!!!
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:45 pm
heh heh at the content or the idea of me having a bf?
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:43 pm
The thing about being funny is that some days I'm the queen and some days I'm just a drag...teehee. Thanks 'cern.
concern3 - September 11, 2015, 1:23 pm
You're a funny lady
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 11:03 am
heh heh

Holiday -

TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute mexico
Rating: 4.42/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 1:39 pm
(Heh-heh) Gorilla-warfare!
MissPriss - January 23, 2016, 9:24 pm
They never knew what hit 'em...teehee.
Bandit5906 - January 23, 2016, 7:49 pm
Por Miss Priss?